meatloves:

the cucumber saga meatloves:

the cucumber saga meatloves:

the cucumber saga meatloves:

the cucumber saga

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

(via thatonelesbiangirl)

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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(via ghastlyinquiry)

mortymemes:

"tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-"

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(via ghastlyinquiry)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via lubricates)

egberts:

kindofakat:

egberts:

i like to

  • ate ate ate apples and bananas
  • eet eet eet epples and benenes
  • ite ite ite ipples and bininis
  • ote ote ote opples and bononos
  • ute ute ute upples and bununus

NO

I LIKE TO

  • ATE ATE ATE APPLES AND BANANAS
  • EET EET EET EPPLES AND BENENES
  • ITE ITE ITE IPPLES AND BININIS
  • OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOS
  • UTE UTE UTE UPPLES AND BUNUNUS

(via ghastlyinquiry)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via baracknobama)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via ghastlyinquiry)

fuckingflorida:

Florida woman is starting to challenge florida man in the 911 urgency department

fuckingflorida:

Florida woman is starting to challenge florida man in the 911 urgency department

(via ghastlyinquiry)